Michael Oliver Confirms Broken Hand After Guardiola Shake

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Guardiola Oliver broken hand
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Michael Oliver has confirmed that his hand was broken during a post-match shake with Pep Guardiola at Anfield last night. The Premier League referee will undergo surgery tomorrow at The Royal London Hospital.

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Guardiola Bored
“If he dies, he dies,” Guardiola told Soccer on Sunday. “There is always a danger with anaesthetics, no? Maybe that would be justice for certain crimes. Would I take a shit on Mr Oliver’s grave? Now is not the time for those decisions. He is alive at this moment, so there is no grave. If there is a grave in the future, then we will analyse the situation.”
“The handball?” added the former Barcelona manager. “I’m over it. People think because I haven’t blinked in 24 hours and slept standing up last night that I am tense. Believe me, I am so relaxed. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find John Stones and tell him he’s shite.”

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