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These Are Six Hilarious Reasons You Should Always Think Before You Speak. The Last One Is Great!

1 I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, ‘How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?’ I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn’t say a word…he knew better. 2 I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, ‘I think I like playing with men’s balls’ 3 My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, ‘No, I’m just looking at your nuts.’ My sister laughed hysterically. The boy smiled, I blushed and walked away. Until today, my sister has never let me forget. 4 W

10 Reasons Why You Could Be Having Intense Dreams and Nightmares Frequently

Do you have nightmares every night but feel helpless because you can’t do anything about it? Well here are the main possible reasons why you have intense dreams say the experts.  From time to time we all have experienced particular potent dreams which are so vivid that even if we break into a cold sweat and awaken with a start, the memories of the dreams do not vanish but persists every time we try to close our eyes and sleep again. Most of these dreams are unpleasant and have intense effect on us. They force us to think about out our mental well being. Science is still in its infancy about our mind and how it functions or (malfunctions) but dreams are by far still the biggest mystery to us all. But research has been able to find a pattern to them and put together pieces of this puzzle we call dreams to understand why we dream, and what we dream recurrently? What makes us dream? Before we dive into the dark matters of vivid nightmares and bad dreams we must und

5 Reasons Why Your Big Sister is the Best Ever!

Never mind the fact that my nearly two-decade existence has practically been one big, petty fight with big sis. We’ve got each other’s backs when things really get down to the wire. From her giving me a lift to school when it’s -30 degrees celsius outside, to me hiding the onslaught of impulse Amazon purchases that keep showing up at our door for her, we actually make a pretty awesome team. And so without further ado, here’s a list of 8 things anyone with a big sister ought to be grateful for: 1. She was the guinea pig. From going off to post-secondary education to learning to drive, your big sister consistently took one for the team and paved the road ahead of you, ensuring that by the time you were ready to step up to the plate, your parents knew exactly what to expect. Your life was probably a lot less turbulent as a result. 2. She understands when your parents don’t. Your older sister, while still likely an authority figure in your life, is young enough to un