Husband Made Fun Out Of His Wife’s Body After Giving Birth To Their Child. Her Comeback Is Priceless
Sometimes I think men can take for granted what us women have to go
through to bear their children, some of us have to give up our careers
for a while, our friends, our figure, our social life, the list goes on.
Not to mention it can be an emotional rollercoaster. In theory us women are walking miracles, without us there would be no human life on this earth.
When I read this story I don’t think this guy realised how hurtful his comments were, it takes hard work to get back in to shape after having a baby, it doesn’t happen straight away. He should appreciate all that he has been given.
Read the full story below:
A husband was unhappy with his wife’s recent figure after giving birth to their firstborn child…
Just weeks after returning home from the hospital, the husband was walking behind his wife and remarked, “Your bottom is getting so big, it looks like an old washing machine.”
The wife kept quiet and refused to dignify his comment with a response at the time.
When bedtime came around, the husband was feeling horny and decided to proposition his wife for a night of l.o.v.e.m.a.k.i.n.g.
To his request, she responded, “I’m not starting the old washing machine for such a small load.”
“You better do it by hand.”
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Best Divorce Letter Ever
Break up’s are always nasty, and divorce is even worse! I mean they can get nasty, just as this one did, when this Ex Husband left his wife for HER SISTER! He wrote the most awful letter – which made me so mad, I felt SO sorry for his wife…until I read her response. You must read these letters! And you must read them to the very end!
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.… Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me any more; you don’t want s.e.x or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me any more; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’
Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out.
So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
Not to mention it can be an emotional rollercoaster. In theory us women are walking miracles, without us there would be no human life on this earth.
When I read this story I don’t think this guy realised how hurtful his comments were, it takes hard work to get back in to shape after having a baby, it doesn’t happen straight away. He should appreciate all that he has been given.
Read the full story below:
A husband was unhappy with his wife’s recent figure after giving birth to their firstborn child…
Just weeks after returning home from the hospital, the husband was walking behind his wife and remarked, “Your bottom is getting so big, it looks like an old washing machine.”
The wife kept quiet and refused to dignify his comment with a response at the time.
When bedtime came around, the husband was feeling horny and decided to proposition his wife for a night of l.o.v.e.m.a.k.i.n.g.
To his request, she responded, “I’m not starting the old washing machine for such a small load.”
“You better do it by hand.”
If you loved this woman’s response don’t forget to SHARE it with your friends on Facebook.
Don’t forget to leave your thoughts in the comments section below.
Best Divorce Letter Ever
Break up’s are always nasty, and divorce is even worse! I mean they can get nasty, just as this one did, when this Ex Husband left his wife for HER SISTER! He wrote the most awful letter – which made me so mad, I felt SO sorry for his wife…until I read her response. You must read these letters! And you must read them to the very end!
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.… Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me any more; you don’t want s.e.x or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me any more; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’
Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out.
So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
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