Hotel Fails That Will Make You Wish You Stayed At The Bates Motel
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When you stay in a hotel, it should be a stress-free experience.
You’re probably there on a business trip or vacation and your hotel is
supposed to be a place of rest and relaxation. Normally, hotels go above
and beyond to make sure your stay is absolutely perfect, but let’s face
it, not every hotel is a 5-star resort.
These hotels failed so badly that honestly, you just can’t help but
laugh about it. These people definitely didn’t have the vacation of
their dreams.
At What Point Do You Call For Help
You really only have a handful of options when you find yourself in
this situation. The first is to just do the penguin wobble over to the
toilet paper roll. The second option is that you can swallow your pride
and use a towel that’s nearby and then proceed to burn the towel.
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If
you’re desperate, you can call someone for help and pray that you
didn’t lock the door. Whatever you choose to do, just make sure you move
a few rolls closer for the next time.
This Must Be Another Entrance To Platform 9 3/4
This is not the hotel you want to be staying at if there is an
emergency. When the fire alarm goes off and you’re already in a panic,
you can’t waste precious minutes deciding which wall to try and run
through.
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Hopefully,
the door on the right is the actual exit but if not, you might have to
make a break for it and pray that the wall is a magical portal like in
Harry Potter.
This guy and his girlfriend traveled across the country to visit some
friends, and he somehow managed to get stuck inside the shower at their
hotel. His girlfriend called the front desk but it took three hours to
get a repairman there to free him.
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You’d
probably never think to worry about getting stuck in a shower but just
think on the bright side — he had three full hours to contemplate some
deep shower thoughts.
The Perfect Vacation Spot
Whatever parents booked this Motel 6 for vacation hoping they could
send their kids to the pool for eight hours a day are going to be
seriously disappointed. I can’t decide what’s funnier about this
grass-filled pool — the fact that they left the ladders in, or the fact
that the shepherd’s hook is still hanging by the fence.
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All of this tells me that for some reason, this Motel 6 plans to refurbish the swimming pool in the near future. Stay tuned.
We Can’t Shake This Hotel Fail Off
Look, if I went down to the restaurant in my hotel and saw they only
had packets of salt and pepper, I wouldn’t be bothered at all. If I went
down and saw that, for absolutely no reason, they shoved a bunch of
packets into shakers, then I’d have some questions.
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This
almost seems like another hotel plot to bleed you out of your money.
They probably charge $1 for every salt or pepper packet used.
Don’t Forget Your Towel
Picture this. You wake up in beautiful Honolulu. The sun is shining
and the palm trees are gently swaying. Nothing could be a better start
to the day than enjoying a cup of coffee on your balcony. All you have
to do is walk through your shower to get there.
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Not
exactly sure why this hotel thought this was the right balcony design.
Maybe they just figured everyone would want to immediately step out for a
view mid-scrub.
This Helsinki Hotel Has A Hell-Sink In Their Washroom
It’s honestly amazing that simple design fails like this continue to
happen. How does this sink get all the way to installation and no one
along the way stopped to say, “wait one minute…”
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There
was a plumber, architect, contractor, and handyman who all probably
worked on this sink and no one suggested getting a longer faucet. At
least you know the countertop in this hotel bathroom is probably really,
really clean.
This Must Be The Honeymoon Suite
Whoever designed this hotel bathroom made some serious assumptions
about who would be staying there. This might be acceptable if it was the
honeymoon suite for a couple who are ultra-comfortable with each other,
but we can’t imagine any other situation where this would be okay.
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Just
imagine sharing a hotel room with Cathy from accounting only to walk in
and find this. You’re about to take your working relationship to a
whole new level.
Time To Run
You’d like to assume that the hotel room you’re walking into has been
cleaned top to bottom, but let’s be honest, we all know that isn’t
true. While the cleaning service does their best, it’s been proven that
they’ll cut corners with bedsheets and towels if they can.
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If
I found this note in my bedsheets, it would scare me away from a hotel
room faster than you can say “complimentary breakfast buffet.”
Plot Twist: It’s Not A Design
I can’t tell which is worse: the shower curtain design fail, or the
dad-joke being made about it. You know he definitely “pretending” to
fall and call to his wife for help. She probably had a minor heart
attack seeing him laying there with “blood” spurting out of his jugular.
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Hopefully,
they got a suite with a sitting area because something tells me he’ll
be sleeping on the pull-out couch tonight. Hope the joke was worth it.
Not The Room Service You Expected
This $15 hotel breakfast will make you twice as grateful for the
crummy continental breakfast we’re all used to. If I’m paying $15 for
room service, I’m expecting at least a hot plate of waffles or maybe
some scrambled eggs. Scratch that, I’m at LEAST expecting them to toast
the bread for me.
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This
cafeteria tray of food looks more like a Motel 6 Death Row special.
It’s like the kind of meal you get that might be your last.
Pretty Sure That Room Is Cursed
Something about this door in a San Francisco hotel just doesn’t sit
right. At first, it seems like the railing is blocking off access to the
room, which means it’s simply off limits. But when you look closer, you
realize the railing has a hinge which actually enables you to reach the
door.
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That
means something behind that door is important enough to leave access
to. Our money is either on a secret penthouse or a cursed murder room.
Sorry, No Hot Showers For You
When you’re away on business or spending all day in the sun on
vacation, there’s nothing more satisfying than going home and taking a
nice, long, hot shower. Instead, you come back to this and have to
MacGyver yourself a hot shower.
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If
this wasn’t in a hotel, we’d bet money that a dad installed the design.
It’s basically just a foolproof way to make sure the hot water bill
doesn’t get out of hand.
Hopefully, This Was Just Lost In Translation
Hopefully, this is just a simple mistranslation from this Chinese
hotel. It was probably just the part-timer working the front desk who
was instructed to translate it for English travelers, and so they just
threw the word into Google translate.
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Either
that or this is genuinely a warning that if you’re going to slip and
fall to your death in the shower, please just make sure you do it
gracefully. The last thing they can be bothered to do is clean up YOUR
mess.
Who The Heck Is Tulation?
This hotel obviously tried to go above and beyond by making one
couple’s evening very special. Unfortunately, the concierge they
dispatched to write “congratulations” with rose petals didn’t exactly
think things through. They did manage to turn the towels into a swan
though, which is nice.
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Of
course, we could be totally missing the point. For all we know, the
person staying in this hotel might be named ‘Tulation’ making this a
huge hotel win.
The Hilton Public Library
A lot of people walk into a hotel and think that absolutely
everything there is for them to use. Everything in your room is
complimentary so why wouldn’t these books be, right? These books are
obviously just there to make the Hilton look much fancier than they
actually are.
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I bet the only reason this sign exists is because there was a string of people taking home books like this is a public library.
Can’t Wait To Find My Room
This might not seem like a problem when you check into the hotel at 3
pm. But it’s going to be a massive problem later on after you have a
few drinks at dinner, a few drinks at the party, a few drinks in the cab
ride home, and a few drinks while in the elevator up to your room.
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Looks like you’re either waking up everyone on the floor by knocking on their doors, or you’re sleeping in the hallway tonight.
Beware Of False Advertising
Most people nowadays are pretty good at not believing everything they
hear or see. It’s easy to lie on the internet and photoshop and image
distortion is common. Still, you can’t blame this person for believing
there would be a big, blue, beautiful pool in their hotel since it’s a
common feature.
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Hey,
at least you know what photographer to hire if you ever want to sell a
house. They’ll make your two-bedroom bungalow look like a mansion!
What A Beautiful, Personalized Message
Hotels love to make sure your stay is memorable and personal. They’ll
leave you little notes, upgrade your suites, and even send up champagne
or flowers if you’re celebrating a special occasion! There’s nothing
they won’t do to make sure your stay is tailored to you.
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Considering
the fact they love personalizing other things, the least they could do
is remember to change out “your sample text here” on the artwork over
the bed.
Art Imitates Life
If we’ve learned anything, it’s that hotels really struggle when it
comes to appropriate decorations and designs. Somewhere, someone thought
this art piece was just abstract enough to not draw too much attention.
Then someone else though it would be absolutely hilarious to put it
over the toilet.
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Hey,
maybe they’re just trying to spark a guest’s inspiration. Hopefully,
this plan doesn’t backfire. I can picture a drunken guest trying to make
their own art piece.
No Smoking Ashtray
Well, this is just confusing. Can we smoke? Can we not smoke? If this
little glass thing isn’t an ashtray, then what is it? We hope the guest
complained. They probably asked for a smoking friendly room and now
have no idea where to put the ashes.
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From
now on we’re traveling with our own ashtrays. No hotel will make us
feel guilty while we fight off the stress of the day. Who’s with us?
For The Couple That’s Too Comfortable With Each Other
There’s nothing more romantic in the morning that waking up to the
site of your significant other going to the bathroom. That’s what this
hotel is betting on, anyways. Actually, maybe not considering these are
twin beds.
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Let’s
try this again. There is nothing better than waking up in a shared
hotel room on a business trip and seeing your roommate going to the
bathroom. That’s better, but we would prefer a Motel 6 to this.
The Curtains Are Just For Show
When this hotel room was booked, but do you think was said about the
view? Maybe there was a window behind these curtains at one point, but
that’s clearly not the case anymore.
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When
this happens, you either laugh it off and continue your vacation, or
you ask for a new room. Honestly, though, if you got a good price, this
isn’t the worst problem in the world. How much time are you actually
going to spend in your hotel room, anyway?
What’s The Third Temperature For?
This hotel has quite the confusing sink setup. There are three
separate faucets, and we don’t know why. Random speculation points to
one being for hot water and another being for cold water. But then
what’s the third one for?
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Also
why is one of them gold. More importantly, why there two shower heads.
Okay, we now realize that there are too many faucets for all of them to
work. How do we know which one does? This is not the game want to play
right now!
Please Read Carefully
The person who posted this hotel fail said their kids were very upset
the pool was closed. It didn’t help when their parents were laughing
the whole back to the room either.
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If
you read the sign carefully, you’ll notice one big mistake. Isn’t it
supposed to say “inconvenience?” Of course, spell check wouldn’t catch
this mistake. Then again, there’s always the chance this sign says
exactly what it’s supposed to. In that case, what a refreshingly honest
establishment!
Nice Pool
Here’s another unusable pool, only this one will likely never get
fixed. The hotel must have gotten tired of people partying in their pool
too late in to the night and responded by filling it with gravel.
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At
the very least, rooms at this hotel should now come at a steep
discount. Pools are considered a part of the experience, and we don’t
want to be charged full price if we’re not getting the full experience.
No Cabinet. No Problem
This looks like it was probably an Air BnB, but we’re counting it
anyway. Whether this is under a sink, and island, or a stove top, there
should be storage space underneath.
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Cabinet
doors should never be just for show. The second this happens, it is
time to see yourself out the door and ask for a refund. Hopefully the
place didn’t cost that much to begin or you only booked it for one
night.
World Map?
First of all, this wall map with world times included is a great
idea. Even on vacation, this is just a really cool thing to see.
Unfortunately, this map is not an accurate depiction of the world we
live in.
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Whoever
made this map must not have made it very far in school. This is either a
really bad representation of Pangea, or someone has a very wrong view
of how much of the world belongs to China. Or both.
All Inclusive
Why deal with having to get out of bed and walk to the bathroom when
you can literally stay here and stumble to it in the dark? This might be
the world’s perfect hotel room.
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Then
again, if you prefer privacy when you do your business, then you’ll
need to ask for a room change. If you’re staying yourself though, go
ahead and enjoy the freedom of this amazing, all inclusive, and stress
free hotel room.
Not Paying It
This patron couldn’t believe when they left their hotel and saw the
cost of parking! That is several years worth of paychecks and there’s no
way it can be the real price.
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The
good news is it is not. If you look closer at the details, the parking
meter read this ticket as being from 1996. And now you know how much it
costs to live at a hotels for a few decades and never move your car!
That Doesn’t Make Things Easier
Oh, you thought going to a hotel was supposed to make things easier?
Not at this hotel, which apparently has hired the world’s laziest hotel
staff. You asked for salt and pepper in shakers; well that’s exactly
what you got!
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The
only problem now is that you need to open the salt and pepper shakers,
then open however many packets you need to make your room service dinner
taste just right. So, what’s on the menu?
Is That Legal?
Everything about this sign was designed to be inclusive to people
with disabilities except for one. The glass covers the braille that
reads “SO NOT USE ELEVATORS.” That’s not helpful at all!
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With
any luck, someone reported this gaff to the appropriate hotel staff.
This needs to be fixed ASAP. Knowing this, we wonder what else could be
set up incorrectly at this hotel. Perhaps the sink comes equipped with
several confusing faucets or something like that?
Not As Promised
According to this guy, when he booked the hotel, the gym in the
picture looked huge. It was probably one of the reasons he booked the
place to begin with. Then he gets there and sees this!
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The
gym only looked so big in pictures of the mirrors. All the walls are
just giants floor to ceiling mirrors. From his picture, the gym is
clearly tiny, with only a few pieces of equipment. Good thing he got
there early to beat the rush!
What Number Is This?
We’re going to go ahead an assume that this is just a temporary
number. Like a previous slide, if it is not, then this hotel has a
serious problem on their hands.
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It’s
one thing to cut costs to stay open. It’s another thing entirely to
refuse to replace number plates when you have a legal right to be able
to serve everyone. Again, this is probably just temporary, but will be
looked at as a fail until it is fixed.
Water Is Essential
Is this a hotel for pirates? This sign sure seems to indicate it is.
Moreover, if there are themed bars like this around the world, can we
please get a listing of them?
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Of
course, this probably isn’t a pirate bar. The sign was just lost in
translation. At the very least, it’s good to know that the water at the
hotel is safe for drinking. That can’t be said for every hotel in every
country. And then you get charged an arm and a leg for bottled water.
Coco What Now?
That is definitely not what we were planning to eat for breakfast!
Coco Pops are delicious. What this hotel is offering is better left
flushed down the toilet. Have some decency people!
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Someone,
please report this to the health inspector. That A grade this
establishment is so proud of would easily drop to a B. In all honesty,
though, we kid. We know this hotel is not serving Coco Poops for
breakfast. At least we hope…
Just Out Of Reach
This might be the worst hotel fail we’ve seen so far. When you’re
stuck in the bathroom, the last thing you need is to not be able to
reach the toilet paper. It’s basically the world’s scariest horror film.
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Look,
the last thing anyone wants to do in the bathroom is stand up and walk
to the toilet paper when it’s time to wipe. Not only is it
uncomfortable, it’s not sanitary and would lead to some kind of awful
mess.
Forget Weight Limits
This elevator doesn’t have your traditional weight limits. It’s so
small it has a occupancy limit, and from the looks of it, the maximum is
two people. Maybe. At least you get a little privacy or your journey.
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What’s
really inconvenient about elevators like these is that you have to wait
forever for it to finally be your turn. You never know when people are
getting off our on and when you’ll get a chance. You might as well grab a
ticket and wait for your number to be called.
Just Vacuuming The Sidewalk
You know the hotel you’re staying at is fancy when the hotel staff
vacuums the sidewalk. Normally, the staff might sweep the sidewalk, or
wash the dirt away with a hose.
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This
level of dedication is something we’ve never seen before! How much does
it cost to stay at this hotel? It’s clearly worth every penny. The
truth is, this isn’t a hotel fail at all; it’s more just an oddity and
we’re looking up airfare right now.
The Great Flood
Don’t you hate when this happens? You think you found the perfect
hotel and then you go to a shower and what happens? That’s right, the
entire bathroom floods. This hotel forgot to put a barrier between their
shower and toilet, and now all those hotel towels are being waster.
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What
a shame. At least this person was still able to enjoy a hot shower.
They just had the unfortunate pleasure of having to air dry afterwards.
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