Seven Cats

Being a teacher means that you have to put up with every silly thing students come up with. And believe me, it’s not always easy. However, that’s part of the job and it can even make you smile sometimes.
When this teacher asked a simple question, she got a wrong answer, which made her angry, especially because the student was confident that he was right. When he gave her the last answer, the teacher wasn’t ready for it.
If this makes you laugh, don’t forget to share it with your friends.

Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”

Gets frustrated

The teacher rubs her temples, and takes a deep breath.
Teacher: “Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now, if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!?”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Teacher asks boy questions to see if he can skip grades.


A second-grade teacher was having problems with one of her students. One day, she asked Johnny what was his problem and he replied, “I’m too smart for the second grade, my sister is in third grade and I’m smarter than her.
“The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained the situation to him. The principal told him that he would test Johnny and if he did not answer one question, he would go back to grade two and be quiet. The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?” Johnny: “9.” Principal: “6 x 6?” Johnny: “36.”So, it went on like this.
The principal asked him every question a third grader should know.
Finally, after about an hour, he told the teacher, “I see no reason why Johnny can’t go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right.
“The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions.
The principal and Johnny agreed.
Teacher: “What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?”Johnny:
“Legs.”Teacher: “What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?”
The principal gasped, but before he could stop him from answering, Johnny answered.
Johnny: “Pockets.”Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Johnny: “Pants.”
Teacher: What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?”
Johnny: “Firetruck.”
The principal breathed a big sigh of relief and said: “Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.”

Comments