Can you think back to a time when someone really got under your skin? Chances are you got mad and insulted them back (also known as a clap back). It’s entertaining to poke fun at one another from time to time, but more often than not the comments are flat-out rude. Lucky for us, women have taken this as an opportunity to snap back at the haters. Their clap backs even ended up being funnier than the insult itself. If you’re looking for inspiration on how to clap back at unkind remarks look no further!
These funny ladies are showing us how to respond with humor and class!
More Than Just a Body
There’s nothing better than feeling confident and comfortable expressing yourself. Contrary to popular belief, women are good for more than their bodies! It’s easy to get mad and react negatively when seeing a tweet like this. However, this account handled it perfectly with some class and a little bit of sass!
They didn’t bring this person down, instead, they offered an alternative solution to being a baby breeding machine. You can be anything you want in this day and age. It’s important to keep in mind that you weren’t made to simply be a human incubator. If you want to be a mom, that’s great! But not everyone needs to choose the same life path as you.
The Clapback Doctor
Changing your name after marriage can feel daunting. It is a nice way to feel more connected to your spouse and potential kids. However, what do you do after completing years of med school, and wanting to link that success to your maiden name? Some people might feel like their success will be forgotten if their name is changed.
This doctor has the right idea. She’s the one who put in all the work (not her husband), so why should it matter if she wants to keep her maiden name? We’re not sure where or what she practices, but we’d love to go to her for medical help regardless!
The Luck of the Unmarried
It used to be common to marry and have children at a very young age. As we’ve progressed as a society, this trend has become less popular. Young adults are living at their own pace, some have even decided to forgo marriage altogether. However, older generations aren’t exactly on board with this movement.
There’s definitely a polite way to ask about people’s relationship status, and this wasn’t it. No one wants to feel judged for their choices, especially by family. This person could have explained all the (valid) reasons for not getting married, but this response was much funnier. Maybe this will keep her family members out of her business.
Learning How to Mind Your Business
We’ll never understand why strangers feel the need to make comments about others. It’s so much easier to sit on the train and mind your own business. There’s no need to say something, especially if it’s not nice. What we want to know is why this man would think Amy cares about his opinion.
More importantly, why does he think he gets a say about what people do to their faces? We hope he took Amy’s advice into account, after all, someone had to teach him a lesson! How much makeup a woman wears is none of his concern. We applaud Amy for her witty clap back.
How to Lose the Spelling Bee
We’re all unique individuals and possess certain qualities that define us. Our relationships with others definitely play a part in our identity, like being a parent or spouse. However, it’s imperative to hold on to a sense of individuality. Clearly, The Chicago Tribune needs to learn how to separate these things.
Winning a bronze medal in the Olympics should be celebrated as an individual accomplishment! This Olympian’s husband shouldn’t be attributed to her achievement just because they’re married. It’s not like she gets the credit when her husband plays a good game. How would you feel about your spouse getting the credit for your success?
Things Just Got Awkward
There’s a lot that goes into getting to know a new romantic partner. Of course, you need to learn the little things, like their favorite color, food, or drinks. At some point, you’ll need to learn the more intimate details. There’s a time and place for these types of conversations. If you’re going to ask someone about their sexual preferences early on (especially over text) that’s a huge red flag.
This person shouldn’t have expected an honest answer, they should feel lucky to have gotten a response at all. There’s no coming back from a conversation like this, we’re wondering if he even had the audacity to respond.
No Thanks, I’m Perfectly Warm
Finding the perfect match isn’t easy. You’d think in the age of social media and dating apps finding love would be easier, but that’s not necessarily the case. The ability to message someone whenever you want sounds great in theory. This doesn’t mean you should be sending someone your every thought or feeling.
Here’s a tip, if you’re debating on sending a text that sounds cringey, that’s your sign not to click send. Better safe than sorry. If you do choose to send it, you’ll end up with a response like this one, and a bruised ego. This guy was clearly looking for some saucy photos and got shut down REALLY quickly!
A Bit too Bold
If you’ve ever laid awake at night thinking about a cringe text you sent, don’t worry. We’ve all been there. We can also assure you that your texts can’t be worse than this one. Couldn’t he have taken her out to dinner first, or at least called? How would you feel to be spoken to with this much disrespect?
Would you be able to think of a clever comeback so quickly? This girl truly committed to the bit and he doubled down on getting down…if you know what we mean. Maybe he’s just terrible at taking hints and took this as an odd form of flirting? Let’s be honest, he’s probably still confused to this day!
Nothing Like Lizard Love
A lot of people say romance is dead, and sadly we have to agree. It can be especially tricky to read someone’s emotions over text. People these days cut right to the chase, with no flowers or chocolate. More often than not, if someone is sending short responses and not asking any questions they aren’t interested.
This woman did what any brave woman would, she used humor to thwart this unwanted advance. It was clear enough from the beginning that she wasn’t interested, so this odd form of rejection only seems fair. What’s your go-to when you get questions like these? These bizarre and funny responses might be good to try!
Hey Man, There’s a Difference
If you’re someone who experiences periods, you know how painful they can be. They can prevent you from getting things done or make you feel really sick. For lack of a better word, they suck. For some reason men have this weird desire to prove getting kicked in the groin is more painful.
The difference is that periods aren’t exactly preventable, they happen once a month whether you like it or not. If you’re hanging around people who might knee you in the crotch, it may be time to seek out different company. Next time a man tries arguing this, suggest he sign up for a period pain simulator.
If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say…
It’s never nice to insult someone’s appearance. Unless they did it first in which case… game on. It can be scary to drastically alter your looks. In situations like these, you’ll reach out to loved ones for opinions and support. It’s natural to want them to be as excited as you are.
But this random man didn’t need to go out of his way to state his opinion. He could have just kept his mouth shut, but clearly couldn’t help it. Not only does he now have a bruised ego, but he most likely won’t be seeing this woman again. Like mom always said, if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all!
He Asked for This One
It’s no question that women should feel empowered to wear whatever they want. Unfortunately, people like this user don’t respect people’s choices…we know, it’s ridiculous. Leave it to this brave woman to put them in their place. After getting shut down this hard, we doubt they’ll be commenting on other people’s outfits any time soon.
It’s a shame she had to spell it out for this person in the first place. By their logic, they might have to wear protective gear from here on out. Additionally, they should probably just stop walking around with their wallet, as clearly that’s them asking to get mugged. It’s just common sense, right?
Excuse Me, You’re in My Way
It can be fun to dress up for a special occasion. Yet going to the same class every week is hardly special, so why treat it that way? Your priority in school is to take notes legible enough to be understood when you’re studying for the final. We highly doubt anyone goes into class intending to find their next date, that’s what dating apps are for!
If guys don’t like the way girls dress in class, they don’t have to look. First, they say women don’t cover enough, and now they’re saying they cover too much? There’s just no winning with judgemental people like this! We doubt they’re passing their final exams if they’re so focused on trivial matters.
Tears Were Shed
There are many ways to get someone’s attention. Insinuating how good you are in bed isn’t one of those ways. When looking for a potential partner, most people look beyond physical aspects. These types of comments are awkward, but more importantly, they’re inappropriate. This isn’t the sort of thing you should be saying at your local coffee shop.
This woman wasn’t going to let him make her feel uncomfortable. Instead, she made him feel embarrassed. He better invest in an at-home coffee machine, he probably won’t want to show his face in there again! As for her, we’d be giving her a raise for her quick wit.
The Scary World of Womanhood
There are a lot of things women are cautious of. The sad reality is that women need to be much more aware of their safety, even during their daily routine. This means not going places alone, walking in well-lit areas, and parking close to entrances. This is a universal experience for most women, yet one that is still hard for some people to grasp.
This man had to learn his lesson, and thankfully his neighbor was up for the job. Honestly, it’s common sense to follow this rule if you’re ever worried about getting attacked. Maybe her neighbor will rethink the way he gets home from now on.
The Strongest Gender Award Goes To…
Do you like to play video games? Have you ever noticed anything funny about the way they dress the male and female characters? We never thought too much about it until we came across this tweet. Some men claim that they’re the stronger, superior gender but their beloved video games don’t portray this message.
If men are so courageous, why do their virtual outfits require so much armor while women wear practically nothing? The next time your boyfriend picks a fight with you about how much stronger he is, show him this tweet and see what he has to say for himself. Maybe he’ll start playing with the chainmail bikini character from now on!
Learn to be a Better Sport
We’ve all heard the saying opposites attract, but not everyone agrees. Most people believe it’s healthier to have different interests than your partner. This means you’ll constantly be introduced to new things, and won’t get bored with your relationship. We think it’s a perfect balance, plus you’ll both be able to maintain your individuality.
What we don’t understand is why someone would get offended by their partner having different hobbies. This man has a total double standard when it comes to his girlfriend enjoying things he isn’t into. We wish him luck finding anyone who agrees, something tells us he won’t be very successful.
Uh-Oh, Looks Like Someone’s Mad
Movie tropes are often overused, but people still seem to like them. It feels like the same exact movie gets churned out year after year with a small twist. The dynamic between nerds and jocks is loved by people around the globe. The movies we watch can indeed influence us, but to call this effect “propaganda” seems a bit much.
We’re not sure what point the first person was trying to get across. Is he really suggesting that women settle based on looks? Thankfully this lady came to the rescue ready to point out his hypocrisy. Her eye-opening response still has us in awe.
The Joke Thief Strikes Again
Gender doesn’t define a person’s qualities. For example, your sense of humor won’t change whether you’re a man or a woman. Yet for some reason, the ongoing joke is that men are much funnier than women. Often men and women could literally tell the same joke, but only the man will be considered funny for it.
What’s worse is that some men have picked up on this, and now use women around them as a production factory for jokes they can tell at their next office meeting. These joke stealers need to be called out for their behavior. While it might not be intellectual property, it’s still a crummy thing to do!
Throw Stereotypes Out the Window
Roles for men and women used to be more rigid. Men were supposed to work to bring home the bacon and women were homemakers. To this day a lot of men still hold on to this belief, because they think it defines their manliness. But isn’t it nicer when we can all decide how we want to live our lives?
When it comes down to providing, these same men will get upset and say it’s not fair for women to expect them to provide…when that’s exactly what they seemed to want in the first place. These are also the same type of people who say all women are confusing. Can someone help us out here? We are beyond confused!
Here’s a History Lesson for You
There’s an unfortunate trend amongst historical films: a vast underrepresentation of women. We watch these types of films to learn about events of the past, and we’d expect everyone to be represented. If a film chooses to solely follow the life of men at the time, dare we say, it’s not historically accurate.
What better way to shut down a person, than with a boat load of sarcasm? It was short, simple, and hilarious. We hope this person is reminded of this comment every time they go to watch a historical film. Maybe directors will wake up and remember that women have existed throughout history!
Don’t Be So Easily Annoyed
No matter what you do in this world, someone will have something to say about it. If you think something as simple as a Snapchat filter wouldn’t bother people, you’d be wrong. If the dog filter truly bothers this man so much, he should just delete the app. It’s really not a complicated solution.
The women who responded wasted no time calling him out on his backward way of thinking. Let people enjoy what they want, it won’t kill you. If we had to guess he’s also tried out his fair share of Snapchat filters. Social media certainly isn’t for everyone, but if it’s getting you this riled up it’s time to log off.
The Shocking Truth
There’s nothing wrong with being choosy while dating. After all, you need to make sure this person is up to your standards. However, there’s a difference between being picky and impossible. Some guys describe their perfect girlfriend as a carbon copy of themselves, or rather, one of their best (male) friends. This Twitter user made a pretty funny observation about this phenomenon.
If they want someone who goes to football games, doesn’t wear makeup and enjoys other manly hobbies, they should go ahead and date their fraternity brother Brad. This joke is all in good fun, but you have to admit it has a little truth to it.
Is This Really Relevant?
Nobody likes going to the doctor, but it’s even worse when you feel like your general practitioner isn’t listening to you. We understand that a woman’s time of the month can be related to some medical issues, but that isn’t always the case. It’s frustrating to sit there and explain your problem only to be met with a completely unrelated question.
If there’s one person who has to take you seriously it’s your doctor. There’s not much you can do in this situation but joke about it. Whether it’s a broken bone or an amputated leg, when you walk into that office you know the first thing you’ll be asked about is your period.
The Price Isn’t Right
Any woman would be lucky to find a man who knew that Lululemon leggings need to be air dried. Leave it to Jared to get offended by this tweet, and then out himself for not knowing the price of basic items. Some people just don’t know how to take a joke.
This might come as a shock to him, but his girlfriend could get more than 2 pairs of leggings AND still afford to go on vacation. How has Jared gotten so far through life? If we had to guess it’s not by effective budgeting. We hope this interaction was a huge wake-up call for him. Your vacation doesn’t need to cost THAT much.
That One’s Got to Burn
People on the internet think they can be as rude as they want because they’re hiding behind a screen. It’s always better to be kind, and will probably save you some embarrassment down the road. Leyton here seems to be struggling when it comes to his love life. So our question is why he felt the need to take out his anger on these innocent women.
He would be lucky to even be looked at by one of these girls, let alone go on a date with them. Almost everyone has access to the internet these days, including the literal model he was making fun of. In conclusion, don’t be like Leyton unless you have a desire to be publicly embarrassed.
The Master at Work
If you don’t know who Chrissy Teigen is, allow us to give you the spark notes version. She’s essentially the queen of Twitter and is most commonly known for her sassy clap-backs. There’s no polite way to comment on people’s bodies, or ask them if they’re pregnant. No matter how many disclaimers you put it’s just rude.
Postpartum emotions aren’t easy, and they’re a lot more difficult to manage while being body shamed. Just because celebrities like Chrissy share a portion of their lives, doesn’t mean you can comment about them without any tact. How would you deal with being on the receiving end of a Teigan takedown?
This Is What You Find Exciting?
Have you ever had a hard time deciding what car you want to drive and end up going back and forth between your options? That makes sense to us. What doesn’t is comparing human beings to inanimate objects. What people do with their bodies before they meet you is quite frankly none of your business.
Needless to say, this tweet is both off-putting, and creepy. We’re not even sure if men realize how weird this is this man could have meant this as a compliment. Dating apps should make a feature where you can look up the creepy things potential partners have said about women in the past, it would save us all a lot of time and heartbreak.
Vogues Hottest New Items for Fall
Dress codes have been ruling women’s lives and style choices since elementary school. We’ve been told we can’t wear tight clothing or show normal areas of our body because it’s distracting to others. You might be asking yourself why we don’t criticize the distracted people instead. We have the same question.
The truth is no matter what women wear, someone will have a problem with their choices. Who knew shoulders were so seductive? At this point, we should make it a trend to respond to strict dress codes with obnoxious boxes or tarps. We think that would prove a point to the haters out there.
Supporting Women One Potato at a Time
Most people eat out so they can relax and don’t have to go through the hassle of cooking. All people are really looking for is a restaurant that’s clean, has good food, and half decent service. That is unless you’re this customer, in which case your burger won’t taste as good unless your server is revealing a lot of skin.
We can’t say we’ve ever had this problem, and we’re guessing you haven’t either. The owner did take the request into account, but not in the way you’d expect. This customer is in for a surprise when they come in for their next meal. Do they think they’ll try out the new menu item?
I Ain’t Sayin She a Golddigger
This guy attempted a not-so-elegant pickup line, only to be reminded that every action has a consequence. Trying to charm the ladies by offering to father their children may have worked in the olden days, but in this day and age, it’s no longer the golden ticket to get into any self-respecting lady’s bed.
Luckily, this woman clapped back and reminded him that if he gets her knocked up, he’ll be forced to pay child support for the next eighteen years. That should be enough to calm his passions, and if not, we recommend a cold shower. Pst, having children is extremely expensive and a huge responsibility, maybe that’s something this dude should know.
Just Need to Ask for Permission
This courteous gentleman tried his best to bravely win this lovely lady’s heart by eloquently declaring, “Let’s Bang.” Instead of calling him out for being a pig directly, she chose to take the comedic route and told him she needed to ask for permission from her father. Her highly intelligent suitor took the bait and genuinely believed her.
Our heroine didn’t stop there and actually got back to her admirer to give him the bad (fake) news- that her dad said no. We admire her creativity and only wonder how on Earth the guy fell for it. Why is it that men only accept rejection when a girl’s father or boyfriend steps in?
She’s Got a Real Mouth on Her
This exchange may start out innocently, but don’t be fooled by flattery on dating apps. This dude thought that if he complimented his match’s smile, she’d be more likely to go along with his next comment. But instead of telling him what he obviously wanted to hear, she one-upped him.
When he asked her what else her mouth could do, he was clearly hinting at third base. She pretended not to get the innuendo and admitted that her mouth’s main talent is complaining. We doubt he’ll want to take her out to whine and dine anymore. The best way to get rude guys to leave you alone is to be wittier than them.
My Heart Will Go On
These film buffs certainly know their stuff. But unlike Jack and Rose, Jasper and his match don’t seem to have much chemistry. We have a sinking feeling that things aren’t going to work out between them. Unless she drops the glacial vibes and asks him to paint her like one of his French girls.
Near, far, wherever they are, we believe that they’ll keep swiping on. Though maybe he’ll stop playing games. All he needs to do is, once more, open the door and find a way into her heart. Can we just say that Jack didn’t have to drown? There was room for two! We’ll never let that go…
It Isn’t the 1950s Anymore
We’ve all met a man-child or two in our day. You know, those spoiled guys who expect you to do everything for them? Do their laundry, cook their food, clean up after them, make their beds, and iron their underwear just like their Mommy probably still does. Well, these comments were meant for them.
This article shared five reasons why men should help their wives around the house, claiming that, although cleaning isn’t fun, it pays off. But people weren’t having it and used the comments to remind the world that there is one reason and one reason only for men to do their part in the household chores – because they freaking live there, too!
All Up in Her Business
We thought catcalling was a thing of the past, but apparently, the streets aren’t as wholesome as we’d hoped. This Twitter user found a silver lining to being hollered at on a street corner. The guy who catcalled her said that he wanted to get “all up in her business.”
She decided to take his words at face value and asked for business advice, explaining that her taxes were a real pain in the behind and that she’d appreciate the help. No one likes taxes, so we’re sure he bolted after hearing that. Catcallers aren’t used to being talked back to, and we’re sure he wasn’t expecting such a clever comeback.
Hoes Before Bros and Sisters Before Misters
Why anyone would advertise themselves as a married man on a dating app is beyond us. But thankfully, this woman went with female solidarity and wrote a witty comeback to the cheating husband rather than going along with his plans. Girl power is stronger than the bad banter he was delivering anyway.
At least he revealed his true colors in time for this lady to break things off. Like, damn, maybe you should delete your account and go support your family. We hope his wife dumps him and goes on to live her best life. Because once a cheater, always a cheater. Everyone knows that a zebra can’t change its stripes.
Hit on Someone Your Own Age
When someone thought that shaming teenage girls for dating 30-year-old guys was cool, this woman shut him down by stating the obvious. The ones that should be shamed are the thirty-year-old men who preyed on barely legal teens. She did the world a favor by reminding him that grown men should know better.
She’s right, creeps shouldn’t be excused for their behavior while impressionable young women are taken advantage of constantly. And why is it socially acceptable and even celebrated when older men date young women and not vice versa? Yeah, we’re talking about you, Leonardo DiCaprio. Time to grow up and start dating people your own age.
Your Boyfriend Needs To Get A Clue
The human body is a wonderful and mysterious thing. For the most part, we have a basic idea of how it works and what we have to do to keep it working. If you have the type of body that ovulates or has to experience the effects of menstruation then there’s a bit of additional stuff you have to do every month.
People who don’t get their periods don’t seem to understand this. Even if they claim to do, that doesn’t mean they understand how everything works. Unlike Netflix, you can’t just unsubscribe from a monthly event like a period. However, if it were an option, maybe more people would want to opt out.
Internalized Misogyny
They say if you practice a skill for 10,000 hours you become a master at it. It doesn’t necessarily matter what the skill is, the more you do it the better you’ll get. That’s why we can’t understand people flexing on the internet about not being able to do makeup. Just learn the skill, girl! No reason to dunk on people who practiced more than you.
The hilariously ironic part here is that in her profile picture, this girl is clearly using some crazy eyeshadow and eyeliner. So, maybe she doesn’t know how to do it herself, but she’s paying someone to do it and then turning around and pretending she doesn’t. So lame.
We Think She Made Her Point
Some tricks are proven to help you sleep at night, whether it’s a good morning workout, cuddling up with your favorite book, or enjoying a glass of wine. But nothing beats a clean conscience. When you’re single and have no relationship drama to keep you up at night you’ll fall asleep faster than a baby who’s had a warm bottle.
You’ll sleep especially well when you no longer have to wonder why your ex isn’t around. Are they messing around with their new coworker? It’s not your concern anymore! And you’ll feel even more confident about your decision when they send you the inevitable “I miss you” text. Meanwhile, you’ve been getting in your 8 hours, waking up feeling refreshed, and hitting the gym!
Piers Morgan: Please Shut Up
Piers Morgan isn’t afraid to run his mouth. His dismissal from Good Morning Britain began with speculation about Meghan Markle’s personal life. You would think he’d know to stop there, but clearly couldn’t help himself. The English journalist couldn’t resist shaming Emily Ratajkowski’s stunning photoshoot. This guy really likes to bash successful women, doesn’t he?
This photo is revealing, but Emily did say she was portraying Lady Godiva, making nudity the whole point. Piers Morgan called out the photo with what he presumably thought was a witty quip about her ability to withstand the weather. The Polish-Israeli model clapped back saying Morgan was fishing for attention more than her. Even if ratings on his new podcast are okay, the fact he’s trolling on Twitter to get viewers doesn’t bode well for his career.
Excellent Translation
Age gaps are a dangerous game in the dating world. 25 and dating an 18-year-old. That’s… questionable. 35 and dating a 27-year-old? Most people won’t bat an eye. Technically, no matter what anyone says, there’s nothing wrong with dating someone at any age, as long as they’re above the legal limit.
But if you still have your heart set on dating a man with boyish charm with the emotional capacity of a middle schooler, you’re in luck. There’s no law that says you can’t date a grown man-child! PSA: Side effects of dating a man-child include toxic character flaws, even more toxic breakups, and post-breakup texts that make no sense because your man-child ex has a second grade reading comprehension.
P!nk Put Him In His Place
We all have different music tastes, and may not be a fan of every singer out there. But voicing these trivial criticisms on social media seldomly warrants a response from the star we’re talking about! One commentator criticized P!nk’s rendition of the national anthem at the Superbowl. It’s much harder to sing in front of thousands than to sit, tweet, and tear the performance apart.
This user’s tweet is basically a public announcement that they have nothing better to do with their time. After all, if they’ve literally written 1,000 tweets about why they can’t stand P!nk they probably never leave their basement. They set this one up for P!nk who was easily able to call them out.
At Least His Mom Is Excited
Ah, the classic “You’ll regret what you could’ve had” move. This can be very effective if the person in question is successful, happy, and talented. But when your ex is a wannabe actor whose biggest supporter is his mom, your only regret is that he still has your phone number. We know for a fact this guy is in his mid-30s, still lives with his mom, and doesn’t know that LA is short for Los Angeles.
If he ever makes it out there, he’ll be lucky to audition for a cat food commercial. But when he makes it big as the face of kibble, your divorce certificate may be worth all of $20 to a loyal fan. Yep, we’re still talking about his mom.
Schooled By Science
There’s certainly a lot we can learn from the animal kingdom! Certain facts about mammals can even be applied to humans, though society is a lot more complicated than the animal kingdom. Looks like this guy read a biology fact off the internet and wanted to apply it to women. Not only was his ‘fact’ incorrect, but the comparison is totally ludicrous.
For starters, women’s hair doesn’t naturally change color. Sounds like this guy isn’t a fan of dyed hair, and there’s nothing wrong with that. But did he really need to come up with some pseudo-science to explain why it’s ‘wrong’ to color your hair? You’re not convincing anybody, dude.
An Emoji is Worth 1,000 Words
As our society becomes more advanced, so does our communication. We’ve evolved from sending telegrams that convey important messages to using a few well-placed emojis. Sometimes, there’s no better way to express how you feel than with praying hands or a crying face.
One toxic ex used emojis to ask his former beau if she was down to hook up. But she was not having it. She sent him an emoji of a girl golfing his member away, complete with a swing that would make Tiger Woods jealous. Not exactly the hole-in-one he had in mind. We hope he got the message, it would be pretty hard to miss!
Not A Great Comparison
There are certain painful experiences that males will never have to deal with. Childbirth and menstruation are two things most men seem to not understand, and that often means underestimating just how difficult they can be. While not every woman experiences pain during her cycle, many women do and it can be beyond unpleasant. This guy tried to compare period pains to hurting your ankle…
…completely disregarding that women also have ankles! We’re sure many women have experienced the same sensation, and we’re willing to bet they don’t think it’s as painful as some of the period cramps they’ve had. There’s no need to one-up each other on painful life experiences!
Setting Her Ex Husband Straight
The beginning of a divorce is no picnic. Once you get over the initial shock of what happened, you have to start making important decisions, like who your lawyer will be, who’s moving out, and what custody over the kids and pets will look like. After months or even years of finalizing a divorce, the shock eventually becomes excitement at the opportunity to start a new relationship.
That is unless you were already looking for a new special person long before your divorce took place. This toxic ex publicly announced on his Facebook page that his divorce was finalized and he was officially on the market again. But his ex wasn’t going to let him get away with a bald-faced lie! She reminded him that he had always been on the market, implying the cause of the divorce… That’s shade.
A Gross Greeting
This isn’t how you say hello to someone. Unless this person’s name happens to be Boobs, don’t open with that word. Try to be a bit more polite and aware of what you’re saying. This may seem like common sense and decent advice to most. That doesn’t mean everyone sees it that way. This Romeo decided to shoot for the stars and see what happens with this carefully written opener.
As anyone with eyes and a functioning brain would think, he fell flat on his face. Someone obviously wasn’t raised to talk to others. That or he was bragging about how many parts of the body they memorized (only one).
Women Can Figure Out YouTube, Too
Remember a few years back when the laws about women being online were repealed? Surely you remember the headlines that FINALLY girls could go online, get on Youtube, and contribute to the online community after years of not being allowed? No? Probably because it never happened. Things like the Internet and video games have never been intended for just one type of person.
They’re for EVERYONE. They can even be programmed, written, and managed, by anyone! SHOCKER! While this may be common knowledge, it’s not common enough to have reached this “genius”. It’ll probably blow their mind when they hear about famous women in electronics and even medicine.
He Didn’t Foresee This Plot Twist
This Twitter user sure had a lot of things to say, and he was wrong about most of them! We don’t understand how he came across this sculpture without knowing who made it. Was he just Googling “nice pieces of art” when he made this Tweet? Mr. Art Expert over here claims that no great female sculptors come to mind, as if he just received a Master’s in art history.
We’re applauding the person who came to call this guy out on his nonsense. And in case you’re wondering, the artist’s name is Luo Li Rong, and she has a number of absolutely exquisite and lifelike sculptures. You can mention her whenever a man says no great female sculptors “come to mind”.
Listen To That Colonel
This man was starting a war of his own without even realizing it. You can’t tell an entire gender to sit down without any consequences. His opinions may have landed him in military detention. The road to equality has been tough for women, but Colonel Olson is proving why it’s all worth it. This guy needed a slap in the face to remind him he’s in the twenty-first century, where you can’t say things like that to women and expect silence in return.
This comeback will have him sitting down himself for the rest of his life. We hope he’s learned his lesson. And if not, we’re sure another strong woman will be there to teach him the next time.
Now Who’s A Drama Queen?
Wearing a mask became part of all our daily lives through 2020 and 2021. But for some professions, masks have always been a part of the protocol. As Coronavirus turned the world upside down, we all had to adjust to wearing a mask on public transportation, at work, and even walking through some cities. But for surgeons, masks were nothing new, and the drama around having to wear them seemed a bit exaggerated.
When Bill Mitchell tweeted this within seconds of putting a mask on, medics and surgeons called him out for being a drama queen. After all, medical professionals have always completed operations that take hours. And they have to wear a mask the entire time!
A Bit Of Religious Discussion
This user shared a Tweet saying that God never cancels people, but many found a loophole in his statement. Someone responded that God literally started all of humanity over, reminding him of Noah’s Ark and the Great Flood. There’s a good point there, and we can also add that God cancels us with the fact that we’re all going to die someday.
If that’s not cancel culture then we don’t know what it is. With all due respect to this tweet, it definitely leaves room to debate what exactly he means. If we look at any of the Holy Books, there are quite a few stories of God canceling even the holiest of believers.
Sound Advice
Some people say they came up with a trick to figure out whether a phone number is fake or not. They suggest reading it back incorrectly and seeing if they’re corrected or not. One woman responds to this “tip”, to take it as a sign the girl just isn’t into you and doesn’t want to give her number out. She adds that men need to leave the girl alone instead of harassing her to get what they want.
If someone is hesitant to give their number out, it’s very unlikely they’ll answer calls or messages after walking away. Instead of trying to manipulate a girl to score her digits, men need to be honest with the fact that sometimes they will get “no” as an answer.
That Argument Fell Apart
In today’s world, we have a variety of news sources to get information from. It’s not the same world our grandparents grew up in, they had the local paper and listened to the news on the radio stations available. There’s a spectrum of opinions and we can’t be sure what’s true without doing some independent research.
Bitcoin entrepreneur Cameron Winklevoss claims on Twitter that fact-checking is editorializing, which is actually censorship. That’s a big claim. A follower chimed in to tell him what ridiculous things she found about him online. Sometimes things need to get personal for someone to get the point across.
The Problem Isn’t The Girls
Newstalk tweeted that many private schools are changing up their uniforms to “create a good work environment for male staff”. We’re confused why male teachers would be phased by young girls showing their knees. This decision to make the girls wear skirts past their knees doesn’t seem like it would solve the problem of creepy male professors.
One follower criticized the post, claiming that if male staff members are distracted by a young girl’s legs, they shouldn’t be allowed to be anywhere near a school, let alone be a teacher. Maybe the school principal should reconsider the teachers they’ve hired instead of changing the dress code.
She Shut Him Down Fast
When dealing with a cheater you have to thwart their unwanted advances as quickly as possible. This person didn’t feed into the conversation at all, not even a simple greeting. They immediately went into questioning mode. You’d think after he got called out for being married he would have retreated, but he just had to go and dig himself a deeper hole.
Why is he saying “dang” as if he thought she would be okay if not thrilled by the idea of having an affair? She could’ve cursed him out and told his wife, but she gave him some solid advice instead. She even gave him a full rundown of her availability for the rest of her life to ensure he wouldn’t contact her again.
As Low as Low Gets
The lengths some people go to cheat are beyond us. Most pregnant people are in long-term committed relationships and don’t want to cheat. Even if this woman was single, she’s still busy bringing a child into this world and shouldn’t have time to be a homewrecker on the side. But apparently this dude thought she was down for some fun.
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